Current mood:

amused

I'll Never Recover
Two strangers on the intranetz are saying nasty things about each other.

I know, most of us will be unable to get over the shock.

This is a rather musing post, and more about the best way to react if a complete stranger on the internet calls you names.

After you recover from the overwhelming shock, you must hirez your intranetz lawyer before they do. Do not forget to threaten others with slander, it makes you look important. Then you may feel free to sling names as well.

Kindly remember that those of us watching are NOT amused by such names as bitch or cunt. Your audience requires you to be imaginative. Pox ridden vagina bag or Highway Hole at least show you possess something similar to imagination.

Remember nothing is sacred in the usage of flame wars. The more you spout, the more you score. Ignore all those folk who tell you you look like an idiot. They are just jealous of your keen wit. Really.

Why am I posting this? People really do need to know the proper technique of flaming. If you have an ounce of brains, you will not take the above advice. Instead you will just laugh your ass off. Which is all a complete stranger deserves. Stop and think about it.